Cardi B Showed Ellen How She Got Pregnant

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Hey, Cardi B. Hey! Hey! Hi! Hi! [CHEERING] What's good, everybody? What's up? Eww. Lets go. All right, so first of all, it's nice to meet you. And your name is really not Cardi B. Do I call you Cardi B even though that's not your name? I mean, can you even pronounce my real name? My name is Belcalis. Belcalis-- I can pronounce Belcalis. Because you know what I'm saying, a lot of people be like Bella-Cales, Bella-- Yeah, well, if you read it, you probably would. But Belcalis-- but you don't go by that. You go by Cardi B. Mhm. [LAUGHTER] Cardi or Cardi B, or B? What is it? You know like, it really depends. I really like when people call me Bardi. But it's like Cardi, all right, you know. Because you know, people in the hood call me Bacardi. But on Instagram, my-- my Instagram used to get deleted a lot because Bacardi-o trademark, Bacardi, Illegal. Sure, yeah, right. Yeah. So it's changed to Cardi? Yeah, [INAUDIBLE]. So I'll call you Cardi. Yeah. But do I add the B? Do I do Cardi B, or just Cardi? I want to act like I know you. Like-- [LAUGHTER] No, my friends just call me Cardi. Cardi-- all right, I'll call you Cardi. All right, Cardi. You're doing-- congratulations, you're doing very, very well right now. You're very popular. [CHEERING] Really, they love you. I try. I didn't mean to start a beef, but I decided to call myself Cardi E. And I posted that. And did I start a beef? Did I start a rap beef? You know what, maybe so. You know, Ellen, I trademarked my name. I paid $2,000 for Cardi. Oh, really? Yeah, are you going to pay $2000? Maybe, I don't know. If I pay $2000, I can use Cardi E? Well, can you pay me the $2,000? Oh, OK, OK, all right, sure. By the way, you were awesome on Saturday Night Live, awesome. [CHEERING] That's a big deal. I mean-- [CHEERING] I know you've done a lot of things, and you're doing well. But that's live, and it's Saturday Night Live. It's this amazing institution. Were you nervous doing that? You know what, I was nervous for my second performance. For my first performance, I was like-- party with Cardi, yeah! And then on second one, I don't know. I was sweating. My underarms starting itching a little bit because it's like, oh my god, the world's going to know that I'm pregnant. Oh, here we go. Opinions coming. Oh, that's-- yeah, because that's when you revealed it all of a sudden. So you were more nervous to reveal that you were pregnant? Yeah. Uh-huh, and now, do you feel good that you-- first of all, you don't really-- there you look pregnant. You don't look pregnant here. You're hiding it well. Oh, well, you know what I'm saying, I got Spanx. I got three layers of clothes, you know what I'm saying, like-- Right, and you're twerking at Coachella. I saw there's a lot of twerking going on. Now-- [CHEERING] It looks like you're getting ready to give birth right there. Well, you know, they say the more you move the easier it will come out. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Come out [INAUDIBLE]. Yeah, well, especially if that's comfortable for you to do. It'll be easy to-- Yeah, I was just trying to show the world how I got pregnant in the first place. I see. [CHEERING] Like that. Like that? Like that. Just like-- That's how it happened. That's how it-- OK-- That's why I am pregnant. Right, we were all curious. And we didn't know how, so-- and now we do, so that's great. Yeah, like that. Just like that, right. The baby daddy was here not too long ago, Offset, who is in Migos. Everybody knows that. And I helped him by a car. Do you know that I helped him buy a car? Yes, he say all the time that you gave him-- that you helped him get a discount. I was like oh, well, she got to help me because I got the same car, too. Well-- Wish I was friends with her. Well, now you are, Cardi. Hey! Yeah, Cardi, all you have to do is tell me what you want. He told me what he wanted. I made a call, and I found him the car. So what kind of car do you want? You want to know something, I think I want like a Lamborghini truck because I need a baby car, even though I don't drive, but you what I'm saying. You don't drive, but you want a Lamborghini truck? I am a professional passenger. [LAUGHTER] Do you have a license? No. You don't have a license? No, I'm from New York. So the Bronx? Yeah, but people in the Bronx drive, right? You know, I was so used to taking the train that I was like why I need a car for? No, and now you've surpassed all that. You have people that drive you around. So you don't need your license at all. You're absolutely right. But so that's not the smoothest riding car, the Lamborghini truck, I don't think. It's pretty. Oh, it is. It is. All right, we'll think about it. But if that's what you want, what color do you want? Red, cuuuurt. Cuurt! Cuuurt! Cuuurt! Cuuuurt! Cuurt! Cuuurt! What color interior? Something that is baby friendly? Baby friendly? Yeah. Brown. Brown. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, then nothing really shows. You don't want white interior with a baby, no. We'll think about it. I'm going to look up my friends and see if I can get you a Lamborghini truck, all right. See I need friends like you. All my friends just get me into fights and trouble. No, that's not me. Not-- that's not our friendship. Our friendship is going to be totally different, Cardi. Hi, I'm Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel so you can see more awesome videos, like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things, like ball-peen-hammer. And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities, if you're into that sort of thing. [SCREAMS] Oh, [BLEEP] God [BLEEP]

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