Never Have I Ever with Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow and Paul Bettany

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- We're gonna play a game. It's called "Never Have I Ever." And here's how it works. I'm gonna ask a series of questions. Please pass these down. Take one and pass it down. And I'll play along with you. I'm gonna ask a question, and we will all answer "I have" or "I have never." And the first one is, "Never ever have I been to a nude beach." [laughter] [cheers and applause] - All right. - Okay, put it down. - "Never ever have I been arrested." [laughter] [cheers and applause] "Never ever have I gotten a tattoo that I regret." [laughter and applause] "Never ever have I joined the Mile High Club." [laughter] [cheers and applause] - Ah. [chuckles] [cheers and applause] - Ah. [laughs] "Never ever have I lied to get a job." - [laughing] Oh, come on. - How would you lie... - I lie constantly to get a job. - "Never ever have I gotten out of a speeding ticket by being a celebrity." [audience shouting] [applause] - No. Really? No. - "Never ever have I forgotten the name of a date." [audience murmuring] Like-- like while you're with them? I don't understand that-- - Yeah, that's difficult. - While you're with them? - While you're with them? - That would be really horrific. [chuckles] - Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. - [chuckles] - No, I've never-- - [laughing] - Ah. - Yeah. - "Never ever have I seen one of my 'Mortdecai' costars naked." audience: Ooh. - Yeah. [laughter] [cheers and applause] - You've all seen each other naked. "Never ever have I lied on a talk show." [laughter] - [laughs] I don't believe you. I just don't believe. - "Never ever have I sexted." audience: Ooh. - Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I haven't done that. [cheers and applause] - [chuckles] Wow. - "Never ever have I said a baby was cute when it was obviously ugly." [laughter] Yeah. [applause] - Almost all the time. [chuckles] - That's it. "Mortdecai" opens in theaters Friday.

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